Keep cool at peoples stupidity and insensitivities

An (allegedly) true story (found floating in cyberspace) told about Gandhi …..

When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, There was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity
toward Gandhi, and because Gandhi never conceded to him in any disagreement, their “arguments” were very common.

One day, Mr Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to him. The professor, in his arrogance, said, “Mr Gandhi: you do not understand… A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat,” to what Gandhi replied, “You do not worry professor, I’ll fly away,” and he went and sat at another table.

Mr Peters, enraged, decided to take revenge on Gandhi on the next test, but Gandhi responded brilliantly to all questions. Then, Mr Peters asked him the following question, “Mr Gandhi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?”

Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, “the one with the money, of course.” Mr Peters, smiling, said, “I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom, don’t you think?” “Each one takes what one doesn’t have”, responded Gandhi indifferently.

Mr Peters, already hysterical, wrote on the exam sheet the word “idiot” And gave it to Gandhi. Gandhi took the exam sheet and sat down. A few minutes later, Gandhi went to the professor and said, “Mr Peters, you signed the sheet but you did not give me the grade.”

 

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About Irene Waters 19 Writer Memoirist

I began my working career as a reluctant potato peeler whilst waiting to commence my training as a student nurse. On completion I worked mainly in intensive care/coronary care; finishing my hospital career as clinical nurse educator in intensive care. A life changing period as a resort owner/manager on the island of Tanna in Vanuatu was followed by recovery time as a farmer at Bucca Wauka. Having discovered I was no farmer and vowing never again to own an animal bigger than myself I took on the Barrington General Store. Here we also ran a five star restaurant. Working the shop of a day 7am - 6pm followed by the restaurant until late was surprisingly more stressful than Tanna. On the sale we decided to retire and renovate our house with the help of a builder friend. Now believing we knew everything about building we set to constructing our own house. Just finished a coal mine decided to set up in our backyard. Definitely time to retire we moved to Queensland. I had been writing a manuscript for some time. In the desire to complete this I enrolled in a post grad certificate in creative Industries which I completed 2013. I followed this by doing a Master of Arts by research graduating in 2017. Now I live to write and write to live.
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22 Responses to Keep cool at peoples stupidity and insensitivities

  1. beth's avatar ksbeth says:

    i love this, whether true or not, some great lessons here…

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  2. fictionfitz's avatar fictionfitz says:

    Reblogged this on Writing Out Loud and commented:
    True or not, a delightfully quick and entertaining read. To be so clever Thanks Irene

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  4. How amazingly clever and if true, shows Ghandi to be the first class mind that I have always felt he was. It was also a great chuckle. Loved it.

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  5. Jenni's avatar Jenni says:

    Oh that is wonderful. Really loved it.

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  6. Great story! – It made me smile while having breakfast. Thank you for sharing it.

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  7. I wish i were half as smart.

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  8. MR's avatar M-R says:

    Several examples of The Perfect Squelch ! 😀 Delightful, Irene.

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  9. lorilschafer's avatar lorilschafer says:

    Ha, hysterical! (And impressive – wish my wit was that quick!)

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